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Man buys house
Man’s house is pigeon free for two years
Pigeon moves in
Man becomes annoyed
Pigeon poo EVERYWHERE!
Man installs pigeon spikes
Pigeon moves out
Man cleans up poo mess
Man celebrates!
The next day….
Pigeon moves next door
Man is mad!
More pigeon poo
Pigeon makes a friend
Now 2 pigeons!
Double the poo
Double the madness
Man asks neighbor “can we install spikes on home?”
Neighbor says yes
Man installs more spikes
Man cleans up poo for last time….until….
Pigeon comes back 5 minutes later
Pigeon squeezes behind spikes
Pigeon pushes off spikes
Man realizes spike glue was not dry yet
Pigeon poo EVERYWHERE!
Man is mad
Man throws rock at pigeon
Man has horrible aim and doesn’t come close
Pigeon stares at man
Man stares at pigeon
Man hates pigeon!
Pigeon loves my house
Man is on the way to buy more glue
Super fast-drying glue!
The saga continues….
As frustrating as this is...in the BIG picture, pigeon poo is... making a a great blog story! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great story! Can't wait for the next line!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteI hope Man wins over pigeon ! good luck, waiting for chapter 2 !
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